Welcome !!

Some how you have made it though the rain the dark and the storm to my web site www.utopian.co.nz.
Fist let me explain one thing, it is very unlikely that you will find anything much of use at all on this domain it is even very possible yet highly unlikely to be true that once you leave that you my in fact be less intelligent, this is meanly a side effect of the experience and should pass with time.

To the left you will find some links, follow them don't follow this the choice is yours should you decide to accept. But remember a cookie may have or may not have been placed on your computer by the time you read this, this cookie allows me us or nobody the ability to track where you go and how long you stay. Ask the question then why is this being done, well let me tell you if you do not go to all the links on this home page StrongBad and the boys will be sent round to you place and teach you how to click on a link with a rather large hammer. This hammer will be used in much the same way that pillow isn't. You have been forewarned.

This site has not been and will not be tested on an AMD type cpu the reason for this, if you in fact need to be told is from this point in time on the site is an AMD free zone I can not vouch for the satiability of the HTML content on said CPU's

Before I go spelling is not something that I spend much time on, I do have a spell checker and will try and correct all spelling errors but there will inevitably be some that I miss get over it I will.