A wise man once said this:

Ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to the disclaimer
That's right, the disclaimer

This American apple pie institution
Known as parental discretion
Will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm
From the lyrics that might actually make you think
And will also insult your intelligence at the same time

So protect your family.
This web site contains explicit depictions
Of things which are real.
These real things are commonly known as life.
So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously.
If it sounds dangerous,
Do not try this at home or at all.
And if it offends you, just don't look at it.

I think that about covers it but one finial and last pice of advice so that if you only have learnt one thing from partaking in this web site it is this:

Never I repeat never play leap-frog with a Unicorn!!
 

 

This is the Copy write thingy at the bottom of the page,
so just you remember we are watching you
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